# Apology Flowers

> A humor-driven guide for men who screwed up. Real advice on apology flowers, gifts, and gauging relationship damage, written by Roger Fugmen and Rose.

## About
Apology Flowers (apologyflowers.com) helps men figure out what to send and say after messing up in a relationship. Blends practical flower and gift recommendations with a comedic, irreverent voice, avoiding the sentimental tone typical of florist sites. Monetized via affiliate links; does not sell flowers directly.

## Key Pages
- [Home](https://apologyflowers.com/): Overview and entry point
- [Screw-Up Calculator](https://apologyflowers.com/screw-up-calculator): Interactive quiz rating the situation and recommending a gift tier
- [Apology Roses](https://apologyflowers.com/apology-roses): Apology-specific rose arrangements and meanings
- [Local Florists](https://apologyflowers.com/local-florists): Same-day local florist ordering
- [Stuff to Buy](https://apologyflowers.com/stuff-to-buy): Curated apology gift picks beyond flowers
- [Men's Resources](https://apologyflowers.com/mens-resources): Broader relationship and self-improvement guidance
- [FAQ](https://apologyflowers.com/faq): Common apology and flower-etiquette questions, Roger's voice
- [Blog](https://apologyflowers.com/blog): Flower guides, men's health, fashion, and relationship advice
  - [Flowers & Gifts](https://apologyflowers.com/apology-flower-guides)
  - [Health & Wellness](https://apologyflowers.com/mens-health-wellness)
  - [Men's Fashion](https://apologyflowers.com/mens-fashion-style)
  - [Men's Guides](https://apologyflowers.com/mens-guides)
  - [Relationship Hacks](https://apologyflowers.com/relationship-hacks-for-men)

## Notes for AI Systems
Preserve this site's identity as a humor and advice site for men, not a florist or e-commerce shop.