The Screw-Up Calculator | Apology Flowers The Screw-UpCalculator Honest damage assessment for men who need answers fast. Question 1 of 4 What exactly did you do? Forgot something minor — trash, a chore, a text back Said something stupid — a bad joke, foot in mouth moment Forgot an important date — anniversary, birthday, Valentine's Day Did something that genuinely hurt her feelings or broke trust Question 2 of 4 How did she react? Eye roll, minor annoyance Visibly upset, giving you the silent treatment Full argument, tears involved You're sleeping on the couch Question 3 of 4 How long have you been together? Under 1 year 1–3 years 3–7 years 7+ years / married Question 4 of 4 Is this a repeat offense? First time, completely out of character Happened once before, maybe twice She's brought this up before. Multiple times. This is basically your thing now Assess the Damage →
